connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:

andwhispers:

every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

aud-ler:

what i have learned from talking about my feelings

• it’s better to not talk about my feelings

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”